6/9/14

Thing #103

If she wanted to be clean, she wouldn't have smeared cake on her thighs.

1/29/14

Thing #99

"You ate all the chocolate chips out of the muffin, didn't you?"

(You may also say "frosting off the cupcake".)

12/23/13

Thing #98


"We don't put rocks in our panties..."
"Get the rocks out of your panties..."
And, last, but certainly not least, "Is your lost rock in your panties?"
To which she answered, "oh, yeah".

--Melissa

9/3/13

Thing #95

"Our friends can't come over today, but we can make cookies."